It is believed that
had he been carrying the sherry anywhere else nothing could have saved
him.
***
An absconding Trade Society treasurer last week hit upon a novel idea.
He ran away with his own wife.
***
"Is nothing going to be done to stop the incursion of the sea at
Walton-on-the-Naze?" asks a contemporary. Have they tried the effect
of placing notice-boards along the front?
***
For the first time the public have been admitted to a meeting of the
Beckenham Council. It is pleasant to find that the importance of good
wholesome entertainment is not being lost sight of in some places.
***
Asked by the Wood Green magistrates for the names of his six children,
a defendant said that he did not know them. It is a good plan for a
man to get his wife to introduce him to the children.
***
It appears that a certain gentleman has managed to overcome the
domestic servant problem. He has married one.
***
A Salford man giving evidence in a local court told the magistrates
that his wife had repeatedly stuck pins into him. There is no excuse
for such conduct, even with pin-cushions at their present inflated
price.
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