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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, March 19, 1919"


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A Stromness fisherman, on opening a halibut, found a large cormorant
in its stomach. Cormorants, of course, are not fastidious birds. They
don't mind where they nest.
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The eclipse of the sun on May 28th should be a great success, if we
may judge by the immense time it has taken over rehearsals.
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Inspector J.G. OGHAM, chief of the Portsmouth Fire Brigade, who is
about to retire, has attended over two thousand fires. Indeed it is
said that most of the local fires know him by sight.
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"Ghost stories," says a contemporary, "are being spread about vacant
houses in Dublin to decrease the demand for them." The old caretaker's
trick of training a couple of cockroaches to jump out at the
house-hunter is quite useless to-day.
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Hull merchants complain that only one train leaves Hull per day
on which wet fish can travel. The idea of bringing the fish to
Billingsgate under their own steam has already been ventilated.
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Found insensible with a bottle of sherry in his pocket, an East Ham
labourer was fined ten shillings for being drunk.


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